Tool earns respect...

Ae ladiej, Tool ij my good name
You all alraedy know bhy Ai am in phame
This story ij aebouwt bhen ai bhent to Bihaar
And came backs home bhearing sooz ka haar

Dont get me wraang ok
In Bihaar sooz is like giving a bookay
It ij symbol awf big time respect
And ai got it coj ai am total perphect

Ai took ae trains to Delhi from Patna town
Coj ai bhanted, with common man, to get down
In train oppojit to me, sat your pretty sister
I thought see waj singel, and bhithout ae mister

See wore ae pink saari
Man! the sex aeppeal of the Bharatiya naari
Soon ai waj in trance
And bephore ai knew, little Pappu started to dance

See waj eating some phoods
And slowly sipping on ae bottel of doodhs
Then see said: "Eu bhant some bhaiyya?"
Oh My God! Daiyya re daiyya!

Pappu phelt so bad, he drowned in his own chullu
Ai dint know bhat to say, Ai feel like ullu
"Ai like you ladiej, eu cant be mai sibling
With you ai wanna score. Ting! Ting! Ting!"

See screamed out loudly
And tall man walked up proudly
He said: Missej is there ae problem bubbling?
Yes my Mister, this man ij me troubling

Tall man caught my sirt collar
Man! Ai wis ai waj taller
He waj jest jealous coj his wiphe liked me
He beat me black and blue and doujed me with pee

Ebherywon in train bogie collected their sooz
Strung it in mala, forgetting which ij whos
Tall man put it on my neck
He married me with it - Bhawt the heck!

I dint pheel bad though my trips they took
Bhat can they do, Ai habe bhery bhery good looks
They felt so sorry later, they dint even take back their sooz
I came home that night and celebrated the respect with booz.

Won more womens phell for my charm
Coj my personality ij cool, my love ij warm
All thoj ladiej who want to meet ae hawttie
Gather your sooz, its time to get naughty